Showing posts with label birth plan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label birth plan. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

16 weeks and my awesome birth plan

     The other night Matt killed a spider in our room so this weekend we did a thorough cleaning of the apartment.  Although I caught Matt “dusting” the hutch with his hand; nothing a death stare and a can of dusting spray won’t fix.  We only have a little over two months before we are moving to a new apartment so I need to get busy cleaning everything out and getting rid of more junk. 

     We never ended up celebrating Valentine’s Day; we had bible study that day.  Matthew did end up buying some beautiful gerber daisies for me though. J  Our group is splitting up into three groups because we have grown to 21 people and that is way too big for a “small group.”  So Matt and I will be leading a group for married people.  I’m going to miss my single friends though, I hate that we had to split up.  I am glad that we will be hosting at our apartment; it will force us to keep the place looking decent and it will be easier when the baby is here. 



     I’ve been reading a lot of birth plans lately, they can get really long!  I thought people were being unnecessarily picky at times but I found a birth plan that one of the local hospitals lets their patients fill out and they give you a lot of options.  I’ll have to ask my doctor if they have a birth plan to fill out or if I should write my own.  Mine will have instructions such as:

*no loud, obnoxious women will be permitted entry
*no “I love lucy” jokes if it’s a girl.  Singing “Lucy in the sky with diamonds” is okay
*Matt will follow the baby everywhere because even though I know they take steps to prevent kidnappings, a combination of Chris scaring the crap out of me and my tendency to watch too many crime shows has me a wee bit paranoid. 
*we are donating the cord blood no matter what my MIL tells you
*If the baby is a boy, Matt wants him circumcised.  However, you will have a hell of a time tearing him out of my arms while I scream “DON’T HURT MY BABY!!!”
*Before I get an epidural my method of controlling the pain is pelting unsuspecting people with ice chips.  It’s a scientific form of meditation.
*I will appreciate some help from the lactation specialist but there’s a point where I will get irritated that they are telling me what to do.  I remember feeling annoyed for my sister when hers seemed to stalk her.

     I’m working on the whole circumcision thing and the anger management.  Can you believe I’m 4 months along! 
  • How far along? 16 weeks (4 months!)
  • Total weight gain: ???? we shall see next week.  Maybe I should get a scale?
  • Maternity clothes?  I’m slowly putting my normal clothes into storage.  Goodbye beautiful fall/winter dresses L
  • Stretch marks? lots
  • Best moment this week:  Learning that the baby should start being able to    hear now.  I serenaded Matt with a horrible rendition of “I will always love     you” because I was trying to annoy him.  (Doesn’t it sound like we have a very mature relationship?)  So maybe that’s the first thing the baby heard. Poor baby.
  • Miss Anything? summer, having the willpower and energy to bake and complete other domestic projects
  • Movement: I have no idea.  I swear I kept feeling a bunch of kicks yesterday but I don’t know if it was a vein throbbing.  Today I felt a couple nudges.  I really don’t know what else it would be and the nudges moved to a different side.  So maybe it really is baby?  I told mom that I was disappointed that I was so confused.  Mom said “Oh you’re gonna feel black and blue inside the last few months.  But it’s so cool.” lol
  • Food cravings: cookies, pickles, milk shakes
  • Food aversions: I have a feeling I will never be able to eat fast food again.  We got taco bell two nights ago and I don’t even want to tell you what it smelled like to me.  Plus I tried to eat a chicken sandwich this weekend and that was a total fail. 
  • Gender: About 5 weeks until we find out!
  • Symptoms: just the normal eating issues, but it’s getting better
  • Belly Button in or out? In
  •   Looking forward to: Defeating Matt when we find out it’s a girl in 5 weeks. J We should make a bet.

Matt's attempt at taking a picture

I don't think he gets that the angle makes a difference.  He normally takes one picture and starts walking away.  Ignore the messy counter! 

Matt has an interview tomorrow!  Pray that he gets the job!