One Year Anniversary and 31 weeks

This is a little late because I haven't had access to the internet for a couple days.  June 4th was our one year anniversary!  I love you Matt!  Even though you don't read my blog...

One year ago we were doing this:

and here I am now, at 31 weeks. 

This is one of the things I borrowed from Jill.  I got a lot of compliments when I wore it to work.  I also got a lot of "wow you really ARE pregnant!" and other weight comments.  However, I'm still thinner than 80% of the people at work.  So I think I win.

     Only 2 more months and our family will grow!  Holy cow, two months is nothing. Cross your fingers that he comes on time or perhaps a couple days early; but not until after July 28^th because we have a wedding.  I’m sure he’s worried about what’s convenient for me. 

     On Monday most of my fabric came in!  The elephant fabric is a bigger print than I expected; that’s what I get for not looking harder.  It will still work though, who am I trying to impress?  The polka dot fabric is on back-order.  The curtain fabric is perfect!  I’m not sure if it will work to make napkins out of it; I might have to choose another coordinating fabric.  Now all I have to do is get everything moved in and I can work on the nursery and dining room. Well actually the townhouse isn't finished yet, so again, cross your fingers.  We might be staying at my parent's for a little while.

     Last night I had a dream that the baby was born.  It was a really fast, painless labor.  It was so fast that Matt just went out of the room for a second and bam!  baby was there.  I hadn't been paying attention (???) so I was disappointed that I missed the birth of my child.  He had lots of straight dark hair, dark eyes and looked about 3 months old.  Plus we forgot to pack our hospital bag.  Dreams are so weird.

Starchy Lives

     Matt is weird, and likes to leave dead bugs around to "warn off all others who dare to enter."  I think that's code for being lazy.  So for the past few days I kept looking at the cup to see if he had cleaned it up yet, and of course he hadn't.  But then I started realizing that the spider wasn't always in the same place.  So I took a peek  and Starchy was STILL ALIVE .  That little bastard is resilient.  I'll make Matt take care of him so he doesn't suffer anymore but I swear he was dead a few days ago.  Maybe he is a zombie spider.

     Today I made a cake for my mom's birthday.  I cheated and used a mix because all of the lemon cake recipes I found looked complicated and it normally takes me twice as long as a normal person to finish a recipe.  I did decide to make my own frosting though.  I was going to do lemon butter cream but I forgot to buy a lemon.  I didn't feel like going back to the store so I just eliminated it and my frosting ended up being too dry.  It looked pretty horrible on the cake, but everyone said it still tasted good.  I don't make cakes very often, I'll have to practice making them pretty!  Michelle made sides and dad grilled chicken and pork.  If it wasn't for dad I would be SO barbecue deprived right now.  Matt doesn't really have time for it these days :(  

     Yesterday I went shopping with Emilee because she was in town picking out her wedding flowers.  I went to Carters again and only spent $9 and got 12 articles of clothing because my MIL and her sister earned a bunch of coupons for their shopping spree.  Score!  Jill's baby is 4 months and already wearing some 9 month clothing, so now I'm paranoid and only buying 6 and 9 month clothing until he is born and we see how he grows.  Plus cloth diapers are more bulky than 'sposies so Adrian will need bigger pants. I miss living in the same town as my friends.  However, living an hour away is preferable to being 6 hours away or across the country.  So I'll count my blessings.

     Next Sunday we will be in our new place!  We have a lot of packing to do and the townhouse might not be done in time.  Cross your fingers.  

30 weeks and a sewing kick

• How far along? 30 weeks
• Total weight gain: According to my scale, 14 pounds total.  My scale must be really off.
• Maternity clothes?  Won’t need any more since Jill lent so many to me!
• Best moment this week:  Matt texted me this: “I have come to the conclusion that Adrian’s first word he will learn is ‘brains.’ That way I will have the sweetest little zombie ever!”
• Miss Anything? Being able to mop, do dishes, pack boxes etc. without getting super tired and having to take a break.    
• Movement: It’s kind of fun to watch my belly move all over the place.  Then when he kicks my ribs or my bladder it’s a little less fun.  But I like knowing that he’s okay so frequently!   
• Food cravings: Smoothies, ice cream, anything cold.  But this is probably more due to the heat than anything.   
• Food aversions: Greasy food.  AKA fast food.
• Gender: Boy!
• Symptoms: Again with the really weird dreams.  I feel sore when I wake up.  I had edema in my legs and feet for the first three days of last week, but thankfully it’s mostly gone away.  I bought these really cute shoes to make myself feel better about not being able to buy cute new summer clothes, and now they won’t fit.  Boo.
• Looking forward to: One day when Matt’s schedule doesn't suck, our one year anniversary, and moving into our new town-home!

     So like I said in my crazy woman post, I was pretty much alone all weekend.  I spent quite a lot of time looking for curtains for my dining room but no one had what I was looking for.  Therefore I spent a long time picking fabric and couldn’t decide between two so I made Matt choose.  It was between this:  

Pom pom play spa by Waverly

and this:  

Dwell Studio Vintage Blossom in Azure

and Matt just said “not the bird one.”  Well I had texted him at work to prepare him for this huge life decision and it turns out he didn’t get it until the next day.  So the day after he rejected the bird fabric, he asked to see the fabric I was choosing between and I told him he already helped me pick it out.  I showed them to him again and I really don’t think he likes either one of them.  But hey, he gets a man cave and I’ve included him in most décor decisions in the house.  He gets to pick out the Ugly Dolls for the nursery.  He picked out décor for the front of the house without me, so he gets no sympathy from this camp. 

     Now I’m on a sewing kick.  I was going to buy yellow gingham drapes and a crib skirt but now they are all sold out.  EVERYWHERE.  Apparently it’s a really popular choice.  The skirt was selling for $17.95 at Target and I saw it on eBay (exact same brand) for about $40.  I suspect that someone bought the whole stash just to sell them because they are so popular.  I also saw some for $68 which is just ridiculous.  I decided it will be way cheaper to make my own.  Instead of paying $44 total for curtains and drapes at Target (if they ever come back in stock) I got $31 worth of yellow gingham fabric for $26 because I had a coupon.  Well you get free shipping if you spend $35 on this site so I decided to make my own car seat cover as well.  It’s just to keep the elements off of baby, keep strangers from touching him, etc.  It's like this, this is the tutorial I'm going to use:

http://www.make-it-do.com/sew-it/baby-car-seat-cover-tutorial/

I got this elephant fabric 

Premier prints ele french blue/kelso

and this polka dot fabric:

Premier prints oxygen dots brown/french blue

I am way too excited about this.  Stay tuned for my sub-par projects, a post that accidently got deleted, and hopefully some “after” pictures as the townhouse gets finished.

Night of the big-ass bugs

     This post is a rant because I'm a tired, angry pregnant woman.  The third trimester isn't too bad so far but I'm getting tired really easily.  Just in time for all the packing/moving/cleaning we have to do in the next two weeks.  So I do what I can and then take breaks.  This weekend I was pretty much alone the whole time, so I was able to pack a few boxes, repair a seam in Matt's shirt, do tons of laundry, clean the bathroom,etc.  Tonight I'm trying to make my place look decent for bible study which is tomorrow.  

     I was standing in my kitchen, trying to get my laundry done when I saw a huge spider.  The little bastard was partially on the carpet, partially on the linoleum so it was impossible to stick a cup over him.  So I did what any sane person would do and tried to get him to move by throwing shirts at him.  It didn't really phase him.  So I took a spray bottle and kept squirting him with water, but he didn't seem to care too much.  So then I sprayed him with laundry starch.  He ended up looking pretty wet and stuck to the floor so I turned around and grabbed some paper towels to finish the job. Then a giant black fanged thing came speeding across the floor and I cursed a lot and threw a Tupperware bowl over him. Well part of him started to crawl under it and I thought he must be able to lift it so I threw the (about to be thrown away) waffle iron on top to make it heavy. Then I realized he was actually trying to crawl out of the spout.  So I stuffed the lint from the dryer in the hole and used a heavy cup to keep the lint in place.  I know this is way more elaborate than just stepping on the damn things but I hate being chased by anything, let alone a huge bug, so it's just easier to let Matt do it.  Plus it makes him feel manly to save me, right?  Well I looked over to where the spider was and he was GONE.  So I had a really pissed off, wet, starched, giant spider running around somewhere.  After a 10 minute stand-off I got a cup over him.  I walked over to the fridge to get water, and yet another giant spider was sitting there, probably with the spider equivalent of a smirk on his face.  Now poor Matt has three bugs to take care of when he gets home.  Thank goodness the Orkin man is going to come to our new place every few months, I am so sick of getting attacked.

He doesn't look all that intimidating in this picture but that's the leg of my entryway table and  the leg is pretty big so  it dwarfs him.  This is the starched one.

This is what Matt's coming home to.  The waffle iron isn't plugged in by the way, it's by the trash because it's useless.    I can't be the only one who goes through such elaborate lengths to trap bugs.  

I wonder what would happen if I put the spiders and the giant fanged thing under the same cup...

I can't identify the fanged thing but it's probably just a beetle.  Still, I feel all dirty.

Don't judge me.

29 weeks and a trip to Lincoln

     We are getting so close!  Excuse the picture, I took a two hour nap on the couch and then made a pie so I look a little disheveled.  But hey, my bump is growing and that’s what’s important.

     This weekend I finally got to see my Peru friends after about 4 long months.  Well I saw Emilee last weekend but still, it’s been way too long and we must never wait that long again!  I’ve never driven to Lincoln by myself before but it worked out okay.  We met at Walmart and checked out a few garage sales.  The first one had tons of baby clothes but I was nervous because Jill asked the lady how much the clothes were and she said “make me an offer.”  I guess I prefer having a price because I have no idea what to offer.  I like set rules.  Plus I just have no idea what size the baby needs and I’m nervous to buy too many clothes until I know how big he really is.  I get all confused about the sizing and often depend on store tags to help because they give a weight range.  So Emilee pointed out a couple cute things but I was silently panicking.  Jill bought a whole pile of clothes for $5 and I walked away a garage sale failure.  I guess I need some practice.

     Next we headed to Trader Joe’s where Emilee and Aaron bought hipster food (sushi and hummus.)  Then we got drinks at Panera and looked for yellow dresses at VonMaur for Emilee’s wedding.  Jill tried on two really cute dresses but they were so short; not really bridesmaid appropriate.  I think I’m going to stalk Anthropologie for my dress and see if any yellow dresses in my size happen to go on sale.  A girl can dream.  Lastly we went to Red Robin.  It was so fun seeing Anakin again, he’s so cute!  He seems like a really happy baby.  Jill said he normally gets scared of strangers but he wasn’t scared of Emilee and I.   I was just thinking we need to get more pictures when we hang out because I don’t have any.

     On my way home, I drove through Lincoln and a storm was following me.  Every time I got stuck at a red light it would catch up and downpour.  I found a gas station and I should have waited, but I wasn’t thinking and while I was pumping my gas it down poured on me.  I would normally like it but I wasn’t wearing the right shoes.  Plus it was kind of cold.  I parked and waited for a few minutes because driving in that much rain scares me.  Driving on the interstate is scary enough.  So anyways, I ended up driving next to the storm and then once I got home it attacked.  Oh and Jill lent a bunch of her maternity clothes to me and most of them fit.  It’s so exciting to get new-to-me clothes during pregnancy; especially since I get all depressed when I see all the cute new clothes in stores that I can’t wear right now.  I miss my dresses so much…

In other news, I got a text Sunday night from Eric that said “OMFG they are playing a Buffy song from the musical episode of Buffy at this gay bar!!!  FOLLOWED BY ELEPHANT LOVE MEDLEY FROM MOULIN ROUGE” ...I think I have to go there.

Blog Makeover

So I'm a total psycho but I just stayed up really late finishing my header.  I finally figured out how to make one with photos so once I got started there was no stopping.  I also changed my title, I decided the booger one wasn't very adult sounding and I would never click on a blog with that kind of name.  So you are all spared.  You're welcome.  My web address will stay the same.

28 week anatomy scan

     I was so excited for this appointment!  I also had my glucose screening so I had to fast from 8:00 pm to 9:45 the next morning.  First I had to drink that orange stuff and I don’t know what everyone else is talking about but I thought it tasted just fine, like orange soda.  Perhaps I have a high tolerance for sweetness?  A few minutes after I finished, we went back to the ultrasound room.  Well first I got weighed and according to the clinics scale I have gained 20 pounds.  Now that’s counting from when I lost all the weight in the beginning of the pregnancy.  If you count from before I got pregnant, I’ve gained 12 pounds.  I really shouldn’t have weighed as much as I did before I got pregnant; it was those damn birth control pills. 

      Finally we made it to the ultrasound room; I was giddy and dizzy but what else is new.  First we saw his brain and it looked normal.  The doctor said he has a big head.  I know that all babies have big heads, but so does the doctor, so the fact that she pointed it out means something.  His head measured at about 30 weeks; I just hope it doesn’t get SO big that I would need a C-section.  I really don’t want a c-section.  For some reason it scares me more than natural childbirth.  She said he’s kind of a big baby and all of his measurements were about a week ahead.  We were told to expect more of an 8 lb baby than a 6 pounder.  So we might have to take the newborn clothes back L Or save them for the next baby because you know I’m going to have 3 or 4 boys.  We saw his heart and all 4 chambers.  Everything looks good!  Oh and nothing fell off so he’s still a boy.  Good thing we don’t have to take everything back because I got a lot of cute things.  He is currently head down.  Let’s hope he stays that way.  She said it looked like the umbilical cord was over his shoulders and reminded me to count his kicks every day.  He’s supposed to move at least 4 times in an hour.  It doesn’t take that long to count movements; in fact he is currently repeatedly kicking my side.  Hopefully he moves around and gets it away from his neck.  Note to self: don’t google it.

This is his face, it's almost a profile but I think his head is turned towards us a little.  The top of his big ass head is on the right.  If you turn your head a little, I think half his face is in the light and half is in the shade.  It's like phantom of the opera.  This is the longest caption ever.

     We got to see a 4D view and it was AMAZING.  Everyone says their baby looks like an alien but I didn’t think that at all.  I can’t wait to compare the pictures to him when he’s born.  I saw Matt in him but everyone is saying he looks like me.  He could still have the Palmer nose though, it’s something you grow into.  He stuck his tongue out all the way, it was SO cute.  We didn’t get a picture of it but we have one with the tongue partly sticking out.  He smiled too.  It looked like he was sleeping.  I might have to copy some of these so I can have one at work and stare at him all day.  I told Matt that seeing him in pictures makes him feel far away, even though he’s right here with me all the time and I can feel him.  He said he knows exactly how I feel.  I’m hoping he comes a few days early but not until after our friend’s wedding on July 28th. Babies always come when they’re told, right?

You can see either little toes or little fingers right under his chin.  Looks like toes to me.

This one might be hard to make out at first.  His face looks more blurry and his tongue is sticking out a little, his tongue is the circle in the middle of the picture.  You can just barely see his eyes and his nose.

A smile!  This is the picture that reminds me of Matt.

     Work on the townhouse was put on hold for most of the day so I got to hang out with Matt. We went to Applebee’s for lunch, showed the ultrasound pictures to our families and went to dinner at Outback for my FIL’s birthday.  The day went by way too fast.  I can’t wait until the townhouse is done so I get Matt back on Thursday evenings.